Star Wars According to a 3 Year Old

Yeah... I think George should have taken script notes from this little Padawan... she sums up the film quite nicely :-)

Proud to Be an Ohioan!

You may live in Ohio if...

...Your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May.
...Someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there.
...You've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number.
...You know several people who have hit a deer more than once.
...You have switched from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again.
...You can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching.
...You install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked.
...You carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them.
...You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
...The speed limit on the highway is 65 mph, you're going 80 and everybody is passing you.
...Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
...You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction.
...You have more miles on your snow blower than your car.
...You find 10 degrees "a little chilly."

Hope This Clears Some Things Up!

Woman Speak

1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2. Five minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. "Five Minutes" is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine."

4. Go ahead!: This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it!

5. Loud sigh: This is not actually a word, but it is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "loud sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about "nothing" (refer back to #3 for the meaning).

6. That's okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. "That's okay" means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. Thanks!: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say "you're welcome."

8. Whatever: Is a women's way of saying "Up Yours!"

9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking, "what's wrong?" For the woman's response, refer again to #3.

I Have an Inland North American Accent

What American accent do you have? Your Result: The Inland North   You may think you speak "Standard English straight out of the dictionary" but when you step away from the Great Lakes you get asked annoying questions like "Are you from Wisconsin?" or "Are you from Chicago?" Chances are you call carbonated drinks "pop."
The Midland
The Northeast
Philadelphia
The South
The West
Boston
North Central
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