Hope This Clears Some Things Up!
Woman Speak
1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2. Five minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. "Five Minutes" is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine."
4. Go ahead!: This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it!
5. Loud sigh: This is not actually a word, but it is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "loud sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about "nothing" (refer back to #3 for the meaning).
6. That's okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. "That's okay" means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7. Thanks!: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say "you're welcome."
8. Whatever: Is a women's way of saying "Up Yours!"
9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking, "what's wrong?" For the woman's response, refer again to #3.
